From: Peter
Calder Subject: Vital INFORMATION Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002
Peter Calder Freelance
Moscow
One of the biggest problems that I have with life in 21st
century Russia is the inability to obtain factual, objective, reliable
and useful INFORMATION.
Here I am not referring to top-secret data regarding issues such as the
sources of private income of certain public persons or a catalogue of things
missing from atomic weapons’ sites, but rather more simple things, like
for example, at what time the train leaves for Kaluga. Nor am I in any
way interested in just how badly the transport system needs refurbishing,
no, I am more interested in finding out things of a more mundane nature,
for example, the timetable for performances of the Old Circus. I am even
interested to know precisely where this circus is geographically situated.
I am at a loss to explain this personal deficiency of mine, this constant
inability to get at the hard facts. Even when I attempt to obtain this
elusive commodity, INFORMATION, in my own tongue, from others who are able
to respond in kind, the difficulty persists. I am as yet undecided whether
the information sought is just not there to be had or whether those that
have it are reluctant to share it with me. Could it be plain selfishness
or some sort of Slavic perverseness? It seems to me that such material
is not readily available to many others also. Well let’s say, the ‘others’
that I am most closely associated with. When pressed for definitive answers
to questions that are concerned with getting a grasp on certain facts,
there is always this measured vagueness of response.
I have speculated that maybe those that have INFORMATION have had to
gain it by such difficult means that they feel that all others should also
be obliged to go through the same tedious means of acquisition as they
have endured. I wonder if traces of the former Soviet obsession with secrecy
are involved here? Of course, once Russia was a seriously secret place
for both foreigners and locals alike. The efforts that the state mounted
to preserve and protect its INFORMATION are legendary. There are still
many places in Russia today that cannot be easily located by use of the
available maps. These are places that were once of such secret importance
that their names were not so secretly erased from the face of the map so
as to ensure that they were not so readily located by ill intended visitors.
Here, the executive branch of those times had in mind visitors; visitors
of a spying disposition who hailed from decadent places like America or
any of its capitalistic allies. Indeed, here in an earlier period, a little
INFORMATION, no matter how casually obtained, could once present a serious
threat to one’s health and longevity At the level of international relations
however, Russians went to great pains to gather INFORMATION and this was
often a painful and dangerous process for all those involved. Sometimes
the pain proved to be terminal for some of the players so engaged.
All of this raises the question of the value of the information that
is currently available. Through the many years of totalitarian supervision,
the citizens of this country were presented with large amounts of gratuitous
information. They were informed through the official organs of the state,
of the giant leaps made in economic production on all fronts, even though
bare shop shelves and empty larders presented a contradictory suggestion.
In the face of record production of useful things like cement and fertiliser,
the comparative lack of other equally useful commodities, like for example
food, offered further conflicting proof of the value of the available information.
They were told in detail of the deficiencies of western society and the
shortcomings of the capitalist regimes that were plotting to bring Russia
down, from both without and within. Some things were never told out loud
though. No one ever received an explanation as to how these corrupt western
states managed to prevent their citizens from mass migrations to the USSR
without the hindrance of obstacles in the form of barbwire, searchlights,
nasty dogs, mines and trigger sensitive border guards.
However, let me expand on this irrational quest of mine to discover
the business hours of the Old Circus. When I was a still a child, and even
more childlike than I am now, one of the big events in my life was to be
taken to the circus. I can still recall the smells and sights of it all.
The aroma of fresh horse manure, the smell of sawdust and fairy floss.
The beauty of the lady high wire performers with their audacious costumes
that my father so approved of and my mother didn’t. Ever since those days,
I have been a circusniki. So, knowing of the established fame of the Russian
circus, it was not unreasonable to expect that I should have a strong desire
to be there in the front stalls, licking my ice cream in spell bound fascination.
The only thing that stands in my way of satisfying this wish
is the lack of INFORMATION.
There is a telephone number available for both the Old and the New Circus’s.
Don’t bother try it if you are a non-bilingual westerner who wants to spend
big money on the best seats, as the service is recorded in Russian. There
is of course the Wonderful Web where after some time you may find reference
to local circuses. It is not immediately clear however, from my viewing
of these pages, which particular times on alternate Tuesdays and Thursdays
apply to performances or days of closure. It is possible to buy tickets
to these venues on selected Metro stations where itinerant ticket vendors
operate, but what should be a simple process always seems to end up for
me, as being inextricably complicated by a lack of basic INFORMATION.
So it sometimes appears to me that my life here is blighted
by the insecurity of being severely and constantly under informed.
There are many other subjects that I would like to better informed upon
but the hard facts are elusive. I would like to know, just from a purely
personal and selfish viewpoint, whether my daily exposure to water, both
as a medium in which to bathe and a solution of which to drink, presents
me with any statistically real risk of premature death resulting from the
malfunction of a major internal organ system. The responsible dispensing
authorities of public water, reassure that the local standards are more
than acceptable. They do not however specify to whom these standards are
acceptable nor exactly how the criteria for acceptability are defined.
Others of good and proper qualifications, argue that the water that comes
from the tap, as opposed to that which goes into the delivery pipes, is
not as acceptable as the average health concerned citizen would accept.
Here they have in mind small qualitative deficiencies such as the inclusion
of various heavy metals, small, unseen microbial and viral additives and
numerous unknown chemicals from polluted origins.
I also have a personal interest in any possible unwelcome biological
inclusions contained within the animal protein that might be served to
me in either shaslik or other form. It has been reported by the scientists
involved, that the only suitably equipped biological laboratory in Russia,
has already positively identified cases of Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis
or Mad Cow Disease, at its Vladimir premises. The Ministerial spokesman
for the relevant department in Moscow has issued a press release saying
that no such cases have been found. It’s probably a typographical error
of no consequence except for the fact that this condition is transmitted
to meat eating humans and results in a brain disease called variant Creutzfeldt
–Jakob Disease. This is a malady that presents as a similar condition to
Alzheimer’s disease and is rapidly irreversible. Ask the Brits about this
and you will discover that over there they have recorded thousands of positives
in cattle and over 130 cases in humans, and in an effort to contain it,
slaughtered a sizeable percentage of their national herd.
So my preoccupation with the acquisition of facts continues but without
outstanding success. I am already drifting towards an inexplicable mental
weariness with this project and am tending to forget some of its key elements
and features.
What was the name of that disease that my parrot has on Tuesdays?
Again?
Again?
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